Don't you sometimes feel like your day is soo fucking busy that you don't even have time to take a shit? Well, these couple of days felt like that. And that's why I wasn't able to make a follow-up entry to my oh-soo-exciting "comeback".

But anyways since now I do have so time to "follow up"... a question comes to ponder... should I have taken my laptop to the bathroom and shit while thinking of clever little entries to write? Technology hasn't given us the convince to do so... soo why not take advantage of it... oh praise the geeks who think of this shit.

To say that I'm back is an understatement.

To say that I'm back and better is an overstatement!

i hav a dream that 1 day i will walk to into my local fitness center locker room and not see wha appears to b rotten fruit hangin between old mens legs… that our generation will b wise and dress themselves in a sensible fashion so we no longer hav to endure the struggle of seein the shrivelly balls and roll of old men who feel it necessary to parade around the locker room with their furry raisined packages driftin in the wind. i hav a dream.

i hav a dream that instead of all the beans i eat makin my farts stinkin, a refreshin essence of floweriness comes flowin from below. i really lik beans. oh i hav a dream.

i hav a dream that 1 day i will become president and we can liv in a country without country music, computer geeks who product bullshit computer viruses, and a place where women will no longer b allowed to drive. yes, i hav a dream.

i also hav another dream that 1 day (mayb it can b today), i will b gettin more eprops then my previous entry. oh, yes indeed i hav a dream!

HAHA! who da fuk u dink i am? oprah? dere is no such ding as christmas miracles.. and many of u commented askin for cars, and vacation spots.. psh.. and i asked’m in email.. soo sorry for ya suckers who didnt E MAIL me… as for da couple dat did.. here we go… ur christmas wishes:

Hmm. For Christmas I'd like to stalk you, where may I do so?
man, talk about lazy… as a stalker, shouldnt u already no that?

More than anything this christmas, I really want a new car with really big wheels, fantastic stripes down each of the sides and some really bad ass lights on the top... i then will get some respect from all the wack hoes out there who have been dissing me from day one... can you please help?
no. i'm steven, not xzibit. sorry.

I would like all the cliche stuff like world peace, love, and a digital camera.
well, den i'll giv u a cliche'd answer, “just pray for it, and god will make it so.”

Better xanga posts.
if ur such a smart ass, and u want better xanga posts, write ur fukin own shit and stop readin mine

There's this girl, her name is Sara, that I really want to make out with. Any help there?
1st, is sara cute? can i mak out with her too? dis is da season of givin, u selfish dick!

Steven's sweet, hairy, balls.
well, it is da season of givin... giv me a call....

i want my walmart card.
i remember askin santa for walmart cards when i was a lil kid.. instead, he just gav me dings lik videogames and bikes… cruel fat bastard (him, not you)… besides, who da fuk am i suppose to write it out to?